Robots vs. the Sky Pirates — A Laugh-Out-Loud Sky Adventure Chapter Book for Kids Ages 7-12

Ten-year-old Milo has the best job in the sky: cabin kid aboard The Soggy Biscuit, the wobbliest pirate airship in the Seven Cloudbanks, captained by the fearless (and extremely slippery-when-mopped) Captain Tilly Twine. But when the Rusted Armada appears on the horizon — a navy of clanky, rulebook-obsessed robots led by Admiral Clank, who logs marshmallow attacks before impact — the sky's silliest battle begins. There are slippery decks, tangled rigging, hat-stealing seagulls, and one spectacularly malfunctioning robot parrot named Squawks-9000, who defects to the robots at the worst possible moment. Then a treasure map arrives (stuck to a seagull), and both crews race through the Storm That Never Ends to the Vault of Whispers. But the treasure isn't gold — it's the Hush-Hush 5000, the Sky's Greatest Lullaby Machine, and the robots need it desperately, because their sleep mode has been broken for three years.

What's inside: - 8 laugh-out-loud chapters (about 5,000 words) — perfect for growing chapter-book readers - Written for ages 7-12: pure slapstick comedy, kid-safe, zero scary stuff — just silly sky battles and sillier robots - Brand-new characters: Milo, Captain Tilly Twine, Admiral Clank and his rulebook, Squawks-9000 the malfunctioning robot parrot, Lieutenant Rustbucket, Sergeant Sprocket, Private Fuse, and one very bossy seagull - A warm ending about enemies becoming friends, sharing what you have, and why everyone deserves a good nap - 3 full-page interior illustrations and a sky-high cover - Book 2 in a brand-new sci-fi comedy series — more sky adventures to come

By Jose Quinones. EPUB + PDF included — read it on any tablet, e-reader, or print it out for cozy bedtime reading.

© 2026 Jose Quinones. All rights reserved.

Digital ebook (EPUB + PDF). Dated catalog entry — © 2026 Jose Quinones / Zaynyg World. All rights reserved.